[v'day] we could give it to eliot.

[kalicatastrophe]

"It's a puppy," Kali explained, her bright smile slipping a little at Caleb's look of confusion, which in turn confused her. She sort of thought that Caleb would notice the puppy with the bright red bow around its neck and, you know, figure it out.

"You don't like it."

"That is not a puppy Kali, that's the mountain beast that ate the Uruguayan rugby team." Celeb waved his hand at the enormous dog staring dolefully at him.

Kali frowned at the pop culture reference. "I thought they ate each other?"

"They did, it was – nevermind." Caleb ran his hands through his hair and surveyed the scene. The dog was bigger than their relatively unused dining table. Something was going to get broken before they managed to clear him out of here. Probably the television.

"Caleb?"

"Mmm?"

"It's a stuffed animal, it can't actually eat anything."