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Stupid lying commercial
Oct. 6th, 2009 10:16 pmOh Chicken Nugget meal large enough to feed six people, I love you enough to have my own show on TLC.
It'd be really cool to have my own show on TLC, but I don't have my own show on TLC because Manticore destroyed my hopes and dreams of being so morbidly obese that I'd need to be forklifted out of my house upon my death.
Or toasted like Leonardo DiCaprio's mom.
Also, Weebles do fall down. Don't let them fool you.
It'd be really cool to have my own show on TLC, but I don't have my own show on TLC because Manticore destroyed my hopes and dreams of being so morbidly obese that I'd need to be forklifted out of my house upon my death.
Or toasted like Leonardo DiCaprio's mom.
Also, Weebles do fall down. Don't let them fool you.
